I know that R. Kelly rapes and urinates on children. Everyone knows that, except for the jury in his trial. I followed his trial the way smart people follow the election or the war in Iraq. I didn’t fall for the Little Man defense, and while I haven’t seen the sex tape, I’m still pretty sure that mole thing was a crock of shit. But that doesn’t change the genius that is the “Trapped in the Closet” saga. It has a midget that shits himself.
After the jump, the other 21 chapters in the TitC (TitC? GENIUS) story.
