One thing that I love is changing my mind. If you’re this one guy I work with, you’ll think that it’s because I’m a woman. Well you’d be wrong, because you would be a misogynist. But remember how I said I love showers because I don’t take them a lot so that they feel better? Guess what! I AM SHOWERING EVERY DAY NOW! Why?
This is why. It is amazing. I freaking love it. I got it for $1.50 at my local apothecary, and it makes me whole life worth living. No matter how terrible my day is (and my days are really terrible, if you had to work with the aforementioned dude you would understand why), I know that I have the best friend in the entire world to come home to. Jack Daniels? Some kind of sex toy? Or the world’s best bath sponge? It’s the world’s best bath sponge.
It’s just this little mesh pouch, kind of like a mesh bath poofy sponge thing, but it’s a tube with elastic at one end. You put a bar of soap in the open end, and then you just wash yourself with it. It is so nice. It’s invigorating and leaves you literally fresh-scrubbed. I love showering now, it feels so good. If I was a terrible person who likes to kill water, I would do it TWICE a day now. But once is enough. Not really. It’s hard to control myself now. I will literally stand in the shower just scrubbing for like 8 minutes. Not even washing my hair, just that. And then I feel wonderful and like I can go out and fight misogyny for the rest of my day.
