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This is Rainn Wilson. He’s holding our imaginary baby. He’s a really good pretend baby daddy for me.
The Office is one of my very most all time favorite shows, up there with very few other things. I mean, it’s like the Office and the Simpsons and 30 Rock. I don’t even like Gossip Girl as much as I like the Office! But if, for some reason, Dwight wasn’t on the Office anymore, I seriously probably wouldn’t watch it. I freaking love Rainn Wilson! If he wasn’t married, I would hop in a helicopter to whereever he’s studying Bahaii and I would JUMP HIS BONES. I
just love his weird sense of humor and his quirkiness (which most people seem to think is really a nice way of saying crazy and weird looking, but I disagree with that concept and embrace the quirk). I love him.
To promote his new movie, which I totally plan on seeing, Rainn Wilson kidnapped Jenna Fischer AKA Pam Beesly from the Office! OMG! The website he has about the kidnapping is one of the most brilliant things ever. No joke, dude. No joke. I could just watch him and his videos on there forever. After the jump are my favorite Rainn Wilson videos, and absolutely NOT my plan to stalk him by moving into the Bahaii Temple in Wilmette. Seriously, my plan is not here because I don’t want someone to steal it.
