Slouchy hats

Or, why I wish I had Kirsten Dunst’s head. I don’t envy her much right now, with that whole scandal over her “lying” about why she went to rehab, but I do wish I had her headshape. To be honest, I love Kirsten Dunst. Total girlcrush. I can’t help it, and I absolutely do not understand why people on the internet don’t like her. Maybe because most of my friends, if they were celebrities, would be derided on the internet for being alcoholic and/or drug-addicted hipsters, I just find Kiki so relatable. That’s probably why I keep trying to wear the slouchy hats that she’s practically trademarked.