Ben, Revisited

So I loooooooooovvvvvvvvvve Ben from Ace of Cakes and that means I’m very happy to mention that he had a starring role on the Stanley Cup episode. Favorite episode! I can’t embed it, so here’s the link on youtube!

Ben from Ace of Cakes

Ashley and I watch a lot of Ace of Cakes. It’s enjoyable and about cake. Plus, Ashley has this totally false idea that Geof and Mary Alice are secretly in love. No. False. Not accurate. It is just totally not true, and here is the evidence: Ashley makes things up and there is no evidence to support her theory except other things that she makes up.

Now that that’s out of the way, let’s talk about the real hottest guy on the show: BEN. Soooooo cute. He looks like someone, but I don’t know who (if you have suggestions, please leave them in the comments and especially LEAVE PICTURES!). I feel like maybe it’s someone I went to college with, but I can’t figure out who it would be. But I love him even with his rooster hair and pedophile facial hair, and even though he totally wore a bandana on at least one occasion at work, which means it was filmed and is on the internet. Either way, he is totally cuter than Geof, and I mean Geof is really cute. Ben is like, dirtier or something, and therefore better. I mean, I don’t think dirtier is cuter. No way. He’s better because he’s so good with his hands. He works at Charm City Cakes because he’s such a good builder!

Although, I did discover while looking for Ben clips on youtube that Geof’s last name is MANTHORNE. That might make him a little hotter, sort of like how the most attractive actor from the Harry Potter movies is probably the guy who played Oliver Wood, because his name is Sean Biggerstaff.

Facial Hair

You know how they say that men marry their mothers, and women marry their fathers? I’ve never been married, so I can’t say for sure that the adage is true, but I do lend it some creedance. For almost my entire life, my father has worn a pretty full beard. I’m not sure when exactly he grew it, but it was definitely in the early to mid 70s. There are few, if any, pictures from when I was a kid or before where he was cleanshaven. So it’s not like I’m attracted to my father, I just have a deep-seated belief that men should have beards. If they’re not going to have a beard, they need to have a mustache. If they don’t have either, they’re just being difficult. After the cut, my top 5 favorite forms of facial hair.

Tom Selleck

My parents are not “squares.” Is that a lame way to say that they’re kind of cool, without admitting that my parents are kind of cool? I think it is, but I really am not interested in saying that I think my parents are cool. But yeah, they kind of are. According to my mom, they were really cool before I was born, even though I know way more people who do coke than my mom did when she was my age. Yeah, I judge how cool I am by how many cokeheads I’m friends with, with bonus points for how many times people offer me coke. For the record, that was once, but I’m still taking my bonus points whenever I feel low.