Babies Dressed As Star Wars Characters

Yesterday, I showed a bunch of adorable baby animal Halloween costumes. I don’t consider these to be Halloween costumes. No. These are just baby clothes. Because I definitely plan on naming my first son Han Solo, my first daughter will be Mon Mothma, and my next kid will be named Leiackbar. S/he will one day be an Admiral, hopefully.

I know Baby Chewie looks a little like he got kicked out of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, but… no, I got nothing. Baby Chewie just looks like he got kicked out of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. And turned into a plushie. But let’s not get into that in a discussion of babies.

You know, I am unemployed right now, so if you don’t want to get the whole costume, I’ll make you the wig. In exchange for money.

This is… not the best of the costumes. But babies get dirty, so my babies will need enough clothes to not have to do laundry every two days. And at least this one has a nice, jaunty toque.

Why does Baby Darth look like Bernard “Beans” Aranguren?

Oh, generic X-Wing Fighter. I love orange. The straps supposed to be asymmetrical, right? Because it looks like Blayne got to it, and now it’s all sci-filicious and I do not approve.

A couple of years ago, I made my mom some tea cozies for Christmas. Some were a more traditional tea cozy, but I made one in red and yellow and gave it ears, like when Dobby wore a tea cozy as a hat. This is what this makes me think of. There are the green ears, and a look of insurmountable joy upon my face.

Baby Storm Trooper kind of looks like Cthulhu, but I still just want to squeeze it. If that storm trooper hit his head on the door, I would definitely hug him when he cried.

Baby C-3PO kind of looks like an Ewok to me, I think because you can see it’s kind of fuzzy. Speaking of which, why the fuck aren’t there any baby Ewok costumes??

ALSO UNRELATED. But not really! As I’m writing this, I’m watching Ace of Cakes which we all know I love. Not only are they making a White Russian-flavored toe cake for Lebowski Fest, they’re also making a Millenium Falcon. That makes up for there not being a Han Solo OR Indiana Jones costume for babies. I guess that means I’ll be making my own.